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April Hunter Blog: Pinup #6, Updates, Europe, Auctions, HaHa & More
Written by April Hunter on 09/15/2009
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I wanted to say a huge thank you to PWI (Pro Wrestling Illustrated) for having me as a part of their Top 50 Women in Wrestling, even though I was shelved from in-ring competition for much of this year. I'm thrilled to be a part of this special collectors issue! If you snag yourself a copy, I’ll be happy to sign it at any appearance.
This‘n That...
*Merchandise orders were NOT sent out this week. I’m getting on them now.
* www.aprilhunter.com got a facelift! Check out the new opener...
*If you came out to Jenny’s Toy Chest in NJ Saturday, thank you! Despite massive flight delays and drizzling rain, it was a fun day. My brother drove my mom out to see me…and she now has a huge crush on Paul London, lol.
*Bummed True Blood is done for a while. I have a Vampire photo shoot this weekend…got ideas/suggestions? Send ‘em my way!
*Code Red (vol 1) PG 13 comic! I have some left, so order now! Signed, sealed with a kiss and sent you you! US: $15, Outside US: $17 (includes shipping) Email me: comments@aprilhunter.com
*My birthday is next week. Sigh. No cake, no ice cream. Nada this year, thanks to getting ready for 2 Figure competitions. Maybe I should ask for a Happiness Consultant? ;) Or an www.amazon.com gift certificate…
RIP Patrick Swayze. The Swayze Express has reached its final stop. We will always love you, Dalton.
(I hope Kanye doesn't show up to Patrick Swayze's funeral. "I'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but Michael Jackson had the best death of the year. Just sayin’.”) (Thx, Manu!)
Live & Kicking...
Sept 19:: Double Pinup Photo Shoot. Indiana & Kentucky
Sept 24:: My Birthday!!! Amazon.com, pretty please?
Oct. 3-4:: Ultimate Collectibles & Autograph Show, Valley Forge/Oaks PA
Oct 17-18:: Nashville TN. Reality Show Convention
Oct 24:: NPC Northern Kentucky Fitness, Figure & Bodybuilding Competition
Nov 7:: Hoosier Pro Wrestling, Columbus IN.
Nov 14:: IFBB Kentucky Muscle Figure & Fitness
American Wrestling Rampage European Tour:
FRANCE: Nov 17::Strasbourg France
Nov 19::Caen France
Nov 20::Lille France
Nov 21::Le Mans France
Nov 22::Limoges France
Nov 24::Nantes (Zenith Metropole) France
GERMANY: Nov 26::Mannheim Germany
Nov 27::Regensburg Germany
Nov 28::Bamburg Germany
Nov 29::Essen Germany
Dec 1::Koblenz Germany
ROMANIA: Dec 3::TBC Romania
Dec 4::Bucharest Romania
FRANCE: Dec 8::Toulouse France
Dec 9::Marseilles France
Pinup Photo Tour #6 - Voyeur Video…
Who: Kevin Marshall & guy whose name currently escapes me. I try to remember everyone who sees me naked, but really can’t this time.
Where: Jeffersonville, IN
Toenail Color: “Hi Def”, which translates to a pinky-red.
Video: Yes. It was actually the first segment of a DVD video shoot.
Fantasy Photos: None, but I snagged a few behind the scenes pix. Clothespins on the nipples make excellent sex toys. Not that this has anything to do with anything.
…I’m just saying.
Here’s the scenario: There was once a conservative girl on a corporate photo shoot. She was wearing her professional best for her business card headshot. She didn’t reveal much more than a big smile for the lens.
But the hidden video camera is catching all the real action while she’s changing in the dressing room. Like the concept? I did.
It’s the first segment of my new DVD, which was shot by Kevin Marshall. I ribbed him about kind looking like a poor mans Colin Farrell…I kept expecting him to saying a little ‘In Bruges’ speak:
“What are they doing over there? They're filming something. They're filming midgets! My arse, they’re filming midgets!”
Or:
“I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.”
However, with his American southern accent, it probably wouldn’t really be the same.
This was a fairly short, fun shoot...all video, no pix. I did snap a few rushed "behind the scenes shots" for this diary. The clothing comfort factor was non-existent. I’m not a big fan of biz-casual clothing (due mostly to it’s lack of stretch) and find it usually doesn’t fit my physique. For this, even the arms were too tight. I don’t have much luck with clothing unless I buy from spandex laden stores…or I’m shopping in Germany. They have big, strong girls over there like me, so I fit in as long as I keep my mouth shot. Ja wohl!
Under my dress, I was wearing an extremely itchy matching lace bra-and-panty set with garters bent on misbehaving. They kept snapping off every time I sat down. Annoying as f*ck. The concept of lingerie is great, but doesn’t everything work in theory? This is the real reason women prefer cotton undies and bare legs... (Censored: Go to http://www.AprilHunter.com)
It was pissing down rain and growling thunder when I made the mad dash to my car, tossed in the overstuffed duffel, stomped off my squishy, wet flip flops and cracked open a container of applesauce. Starving. I’m doing two Figure/Fitness contests in autumn and am always hungry right now. Now I was hungry and wet. Not ideal, unless you’re an anorexic seal. I’m going to be back in September for part deux. In the meantime, I have to locate a super hero worthy costume…maybe a black pleather cat suit and mask? Anyone?
Overheard nugget: “Once on a photo shoot, a guy actually came up behind my wife, grabbed her ass and said, ‘Gee, I would REALLY LOVE to have a little p*ssy!’ to which my wife said, ‘Yeah? So would I! Mines as big as a hat, no traction whatsoever.’”
---Access the entire diary NOW! Pix, video and all: http://www.aprilhunter.com
Thanks for reading! Kisses... April xo
You Can Sleep With A Blonde, You Can Sleep With A Brunette.
But You'll Never Get Any Sleep With A Redhead!
NEW AUCTIONS! Just posted…Sexy pix on ebay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=350251287733&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=350251288766&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=350251289658&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT
Sex-IER pix on adult ebay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=350251292584&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=350251293481&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=350251294969&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT
Adult Art Book:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=350252443172
Nude Wrestling Match DVD:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=350252437515
Hunter Ha Ha…
Two guys are working out at the gym and then hit the showers.
One guy says to the other. “Hey, Mike, how long have you been wearing women’s underwear?”
Mike replies “Oh, ever since my wife found them in the glove compartment.”
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