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April Hunter Blog: Thank You!
Written by April Hunter on 09/30/2009
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HI - A short & sweet note this week…I just wanted to say a big THANK YOU to all of you who remembered my birthday. It was a very uneventful day for me. I actually went to the gym twice, and that's about it. So, the emails, cards and gifts were awesome and I appreciate it, a lot! You are very good to me…and I’m a very lucky girl.
I just got back from a long drive through Ohio for photo shoot with Kelly O’Neill. Lotsa feet, Naughty Santa, Fit Nudes and even a Cirque Du Aprille hanging up in ropes and chains…a little bit of everything and it was a very fun shoot I think you’ll be into. I posted a couple of the pix in my newsletter. All will be posted on my Members area asap along with the behind-the-scenes diary & videos!
I’m in Philly PA this weekend for a HUGE autograph convention with many hot babes, wrestlers and celeb athletes (…and to see my Mom.) I’ll also be available at the convention for bikini photo shoots if you’d like to try your hand at playing pinup photographer!
Sat & Sun 3rd & 4th: Greater Phila Expo Center, Oaks/Valley Forge, PA.
http://www.mp-events.net/
I hope to see you there! Kisses... April xoxxo
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But You'll Never Get Any Sleep With A Redhead!
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To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah Night Before Last.
1:43 A M EST.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend and me, threatening our lives.
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.
My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.
Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, wasn't it?
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wa! llet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I Went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?
Earlier, I managed to get in two thr! eatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, wh! ile ment ioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number, etc).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you . . . but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.
Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours, Alex. |
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