RSM Nitro Results (7/2)
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Discuss this post this hundreds of fantasy fans!Hello folks! Last week’s tri-main event was a huge success and hopefully tonight will be just as good! We have the next 3 second round tournament matches, and three blockbuster matches to follow those up!
The Night started off with Stephanie McMahon announcing an Elimination Chamber match for Halloween Havoc for the RSM Heavyweight Title. She then says that last week, RVD revealed he will challenging Abyss for the ECW Title. She then says that that match will obviously be under Extreme Rules. She then says that…Chris Jericho’s music hits and she smiles but looks a little mad. He comes out in a suit and comes into the ring with roses, kisses her, and gives her a hug. He says that at Summerslam, he wants to be in the Elimination Chamber qualifier. She smiles and says that she will see. He then loses his smile and says that he WILL be in that match. She sorta looks confused and says she will see what happens. He throws down the flowers and screams that he doesn’t give a damn who she had in mind before, it will be him! She says that hopefully he will win the tournament and he won’t have to be in the qualifier. He says that he doesn’t wanna hear her shit. She then says FINE, if he wants it, HE’S GOT IT! In The Elimination Chamber Qualifier match, it will be Chris Jericho taking on…THE GREAT KHALI. She throws the mic at him and walks out as he is scared shitless and is trying to reason with her as she walks and she turns around and slaps him. He holds his face and watches her walk out as we go to a commercial.
We’re back and Stephanie is in her room. She is crying when Kevin Nash comes in and she turns around and wipes off the tears and asks him what he wants. He says that he would like to talk to her about who he will be defending his title against. She laughs and takes the title and says that it isn’t his. He laughs and asks what she’s talking about. She says that Orton was not a qualified referee and so therefore the match is void. She takes the title and he gets pissed. She tells him he shouldn’t be worrying about the title, he should be worrying about his match later with Johnny Nitro. He is pissed and walks out.
We are taken to the ring and Kane’s pyro hits and he is coming out to the ring. Michael Shane then comes out and is on a mission. He enters the ring and the bell dings and he runs at Kane and ducks a punch and bounces off the ropes and hits a flying clothesline but Kane doesn’t go down. Shane then gets up and hits a running dropkick and knocks Kane into the corner and hits him with punches and kicks but Kane blocks a punch and throws Shane into the corner and hits and uppercut and then punches to the gut and then another uppercut. He then throws Shane into the opposite corner and hits a running clothesline and then throws Shane into the ropes and hits a big boot . He then picks up Shane and hits another uppercut and then clotheslines him. He then grabs his throat and tries for a chokeslam but Shane kicks Kane in the gut and hits a DDT. He pops up and starts punching Kane in the face. The ref starts his 5 count as Michael Shane is being much more aggressive than expected. He then gets up at the 4th count but goes back and punches some more. He then gets up once again at the 4 count and goes to the top rope and comes down with a moonsault but his knee hits Kane in the face and Kane rolls over and Michael Shane waits for him to get up and Kane gets up and blood is dripping out of his forehead. Michael Shane runs at him for a clothesline but Kane catches him and hits a HUG chokeslam!! He covers for the 1…2…NO! He then tries for a legdrop but Shane scoots around and kicks Kane in the face and Kane goes down. Shane then goes to the top rope and drops a keg down onto Kane for the 1…2…NO! Kane kicks out and Michael Shane sets up sweet chin music. Kane gets up and ducks and gets Michael Shane up in the electric chair but Shane tries to roll down for a school boy but Kane gets his arms loose and wraps them around his waist and hits a tombstone!!! Shane is out as Kane gets the 1…2…NO!!!!!! Kane is then pissed and blood is dripping all down his chest. He wipes blood out of his eyes and gets Shane in the position for a powerbomb but he gets Shane up and Shane starts punching Kane in the face again. Shane then jumps down off of Kane behind him. He wipes blood out of his eyes and then turns around into SWEET CHIN MUSIC FROM MICHAEL SHANE!!! Kane goes down as Shane covers for the 1…2…3! Shane then just walks out as he is on a mission!
We’re back from the commercial and Chris Jericho is outside Steph’s locker room and he is trying to get in her room. He says that he is sorry for what he did out there and that it was completely un-called-for and that all he wants is one last chance to prove that he isn’t a dick. He says that he shouldn’t have…The Great Khali comes up and pushes Jericho aside and opens her door and walks in. He then closes it and locks it and Jericho tries to open it and can’t and so he curses to himself as his theme music hits and he walks to the entrance ramp. He comes out and walks down to the ring. Shawn Michaels’s music hits and he comes out and looks ready. He enters the ring and the bell dings and we’re off! This has been advertised as the final match between these two. They lock up and Michaels ducks and hits Jericho with a suplex and then got Jericho in a headlock and Jericho got up but Michaels hit a neckbreaker. He then picks up Jericho but Jericho low blows Michaels behind the ref’s back and DDT’s Michaels. He then works on Michaels’s right knee and pulls his pant leg up. He works on the knee and then pulls it over under the corner post and beats it against the post. Michaels writhes in pain and then Jericho locks in the walls of Jericho around the post as the ref starts his 5 count. He lets go at 4 and Jericho is hoping to make it in this tournament now that Steph is pissed at him! Stephanie’s music then hits as Jericho rolls into the ring and she walks out. She is sniffling and says that she has brought Jericho help. The Great Khali’s music then hits and he comes out Jericho is smiling until Khali enters the ring and picks up Michaels. He asks him what he’s doing and Khali hits Michaels with a double handed chokeslam. The ref then calls for the DQ as Jericho looks at Steph astonished and then looks at Khali and asks him what the hell he’s doing. Khali then gets Jericho around the throat and hits him with a double handed chokeslam and HBK and Jericho are both laid out in the middle of the ring!!
Back from the commercial and Johnny Nitro and Joey Mercury are in the back talking. Ric Flair then comes up and stares at Nitro. He looks at Mercury, then tells Nitro that what he did last week was pretty low, having him use his pet to beat him. He tells Nitro that he’s the dirtiest player in the game, and Nitro out smarted him last week, and for that, he respects Nitro. He holds out his hand. Nitro smiles and shakes it. Flair says he doesn’t respect Nitro as a wrestler though. He said that last week just proved that Nitro was dirty, it proved nothing as far as making it any farther in the tournament. Nitro lost his smile. Flair then said that attacking someone from behind doesn’t show shit and that…all of a sudden Kurt Angle hits Flair with a clothesline from behind. He then throws Flair into a locker and busts open Flair. He then bust Flair over the head with a chair and then smears his blood on his own chest. Angle then smiles and walks out. Nitro looks down at Flair and his music hits and so he just leaves!! Mercury stays behind and tries to help Flair and calls for help as we go to a commercial.
We’re back and Nitro is in the ring awaiting Kevin Nash. Nash comes out and is pissed. He gets in the ring and attacks Nitro right away, with punches and forearms. He gets Nitro to the corner and dominates him. He then throws him to the opposite corner. He clotheslines him in that corner and then hits him with a powerslam and gets a 2 count. He then picks up Nitro as Mercury runs out and distracts the ref as Nitro low blows Nash. Nitro then sets Nash’s feet on the top rope and hits Nash with a snapshot!!! He covers for the 1…2…3 fast count!! This match is already over! Mercury runs in the ring and grabs Nitro and they run out as Nash pops up and can’t believe what has happened. The ref then pulls off a fake mustache to reveal…Gregory Helms!! He smiles and Nash is pissed and goes for Helms but Helms ducks and slides out of the ring and walks to the back as Nash has lost everything tonight!
Back from the commercial and Nash is in Stephanie’s office and he is screaming at her. She is ignoring him and then she turns around and slaps him and says that if he wants back in the tournament, she’ll make him a damn good deal. She says that if Nash can beat his opponent tonight, he will be entered in the Fatal Fourway match next week. She says that next week will be a fatal fourway match. The superstar pinned will be eliminated. Then, after that, the 3 finalists will compete. Then, once it is down to two, those two will face The Undertaker in a triple threat match at Summerslam!!! Nash says he’ll beat anyone. Stephanie laughed and said that we will see. She then tells him to leave and that she has an announcement. She walks down to the ring and announces that this year, there will be no Santa’s Invasion. She says that this year will bring something different. This year, will be Survivor Series, in which every match on the card is a Elimination Tag Team Match! She then announces that tonight there will be three more matches. First, Kane will take on Mike Awesome in an extreme rules match. Then, CM Punk will take on Rhyno in an extreme rules match. Finally, it will be Kevin Nash taking on her hand picked opponent to advance in the tournament. She then says that Triple H is out. At Judgment Day, The Great Khali eliminated Triple H, and she is not saddened the least bit. She then says that since she is announcing things, she is also announcing her break off of Chris Jericho. AND, finally, the night after Summerslam, will have a huge Elimination Chamber qualifying match. BUT, let’s get on with tonight…
Kane’s pyro then hits as we go to a commercial.
We’re back and Kane is in the ring and the Alliance’s music hits as Mike Awesome comes out. He comes into the ring and the bell dings and he goes for Kane but Jerry Lynn attacks Kane from behind and Awesome slides out of the ring. Kane then punches Lynn in the corner and kicks him as Awesome slides a table into the ring and then a chair and a trash can. Kane then throws Lynn into Awesome and knocks Awesome down. He then big boots Lynn over the top rope and Awesome goes at Kane. He punches Kane and gets him caught up on the ropes and then hits him with the chair and Kane falls onto the apron. He sets up the table and then tries to hit Kane with a suplex through the table! He gets Kane up but Kane lands behind him. Kane then punches Awesome and grabs him by the throat for a chokeslam through the table but Awesome kicks him in the gut. And grabs the trash can and tries to hit Kane with it but Kane gets a boot up and kicks the can into Awesome’s face. Awesome goes down as Kane slides out and gets another table and sets it up in the ring beside the first one. He then turns to get Awesome but Jerry Lynn is there to hit take out Kane. Kane falls back onto a table and Jerry Lynn goes to the top rope. He throws the can down onto Kane’s face and comes down with a leg drop but Kane moves and Lynn hits the can and goes through the table!!! Kane then slides Lynn and the wreckage out of the ring. He goes and gets Awesome and grabs him by the throat to hit him with a chokeslam through the remaining table but Rob Van Dam comes in and hits Kane with his briefcase. Kane falls back and Awesome goes out and gets a ladder. He sets the ladder sideways in the ring and opens it a little. He then goes out and gets another table. He sets the table up on the ladder and Hits Kane with an Awesome-Bomb through the table!!!! He then sets Kane up on the last table and RVD goes to the top rope for a 5StarFrogSplash. Kane then moves and RVD goes through the table!!! Awesome makes sure RVD’s ok and turns around into Kane. Kane grabs Awesome by the throat and hits a chokeslam for the 1…2…3!!! Kane then stands tall and leaves the ring.
Back from the commercial and CM Punk is in the ring. Alliance’s music then hits and Rhyno comes out with a shopping cart with a chair, a stop sign, a caution sign, a lead pipe, a kitchen pot, a cookie sheet, and a bag of thumbtacks! He sets it up beside the ring and throws all the remains into the ring but as he is doing this CM Punk hits him with a plancha outside the ring!! The bell dings and Punk puts Rhyno into the shopping cart but Rhyno kicks Punk in the face and puts Punk in the shopping cart and throws him into the steel steps. Punk flies from the cart and collides with the audience barrier!! Punk then gets up and turns around…INTO A GORE!! Rhyno then rolls Punk into the ring and hits a powerbomb onto the chair. 1…2…NO! Rhyno then hits Punk with the stop sign and it folds around his head and he goes down for the 1…2…NO! Rhyno then tries to hit Punk with the lead pipe but CM ducks and Rhyno hits the ropes and it bounces back and hits himself in the head! Punk then hits a neckbreaker and their both down. Punk gets up first and clocks Rhyno over the head with the caution sign. He then hits him with the cookie sheet and it folds around his head!! He then goes with Rhyno over to the corner and tries for the pepsiplunge but Rhyno reverses and throws Punk into the middle of the ring and Punk lands on his head really awkwardly and isn’t moving!! Rhyno then opens the bag of thumbtacks and spreads them all over one side of the ring. He then waits for Punk to get up and tries for the GORE but Punk moves and Rhyno stops himself but Punk then tries for a rollup for the 1…2….NO! He then low blows Rhyno and gets him into the corner and hits the pepsiplunge….ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!!!!!! Rhyno’s head is cut wide open and there are thumbtacks all in his forehead!!! Punk covers Rhyno for the 1…2…NO!! Rhyno kicks out!! Punk looks astonished and then throws Rhyno into the ropes and hits him with a clothesline…TURNED INTO THE ANACONDA VICE!! Rhyno has no where to go and is forced to tap!! Punk then gets up and poses for the crowd. He is walking down the entrance ramp when Sabu comes out and hits Punk with a chair! He then gets Punk on the side of the entrance ramp and hits a vandaminator onto Punk with the chair and Punk falls off into the wreckage below!! Punk is out as we go to a commercial.
Back and Stephanie McMahon is in her office. Gregory Helms comes in. He asks Stephanie for his title, but she says it isn’t his. He looks confused and she tells him that next week there will be a fatal fourway match to name the X-Division Champion. He asks who will be in it and she says that he will. He asks who else and she says that he will have to wait until next week to find out. He is pissed and leaves. She then walks out of her room to the entrance ramp. She says that tonight’s main event is scheduled for one-fall and is for a fifth spot in the tournament next week! First out, Kevin Nash! Nash comes out and looks at her smiling and walks to the ring. Next Out, is………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….KHALI! Nash’s mouth just drops and Khali comes out and Nash is scared shitless. Khali enters the ring and Nash goes at him as the bell dings. Khali chops Nash in the head and Nash goes right down. He is out and Khali slowly walks to the corner. He turns around and fights Scott Hall! Hall has come out of no where and Khali throws him over the top rope. Batista then runs down and tries to hit Khali with a spear but Khali hits Batista with a big boot. The ref is then trying to tell Hall and Batista to leave as Nash get up and Orton slides in and tries to hit Khali with an RKO but can’t jump up to his head!!! Khali then hits Orton with a double handed chokeslam!
Nash then hits Khali with a big boot and Khali falls back into the ropes and comes back with a HUGE clothesline!! Nash goes down and Khali drops a leg and covers for the 1…2…NO! Khali then picks up Nash and Nash pokes Khali in the eye and Khali backs up and Nash kicks him in the gut twice and Khali bends over and Nash gets him in the position for a Jackknife powerbomb but he can’t get Khali up! Khali then throws Nash over him! He slowly walks over the Nash and picks him up and hits him with a double handed chokeslam! He covers for the 1…2…3!! Stephanie then walks down to the ring and says that that is what happens when you mess with Stephanie McMahon!! Khali then picks up Nash and hits another chokeslam. He then picks him up a third time and hits him with a third chokeslam!! Stephanie says that she has rid herself of Triple H, now Kevin Nash, and at Summerslam, it will be Chris Jericho!! Jericho then comes up behind Khali and hits him with a chair! He targets his left leg and gets him down to one knee and then hits him with repeated chair shots to the head!! He opens him up and then hits him one final time in the head and Khali rolls out of the ring between the bottom and middle ropes! He then turns to Stephanie who slaps him again. He turns his head, then turns back to her…AND PUTS HER IN THE WALLS OF JERICHO!!
Chris Jericho then holds her there and she taps out repeatedly and then he finally lets go and slides out of the ring. The EMTs tend to Stephanie as he walks out of the arena and the crowd…cheers?
QUICK RESULTS
Michael Shane def Kane
Shawn Michaels def Chris Jericho(DQ)
Johnny Nitro def Kevin Nash
Kane def Mike Awesome
CM Punk def Rhyno
Great Khali def Kevin Nash
