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David Letterman's Top 10 WCW Cologne Slogans
In 1999, WCW released it’s own brand of cologne. Soon after, David Letterman did one of his “Top 10” segments about slogans for it on the August 31, 1999 edition of his show.
Top Ten Slogans for the WCW Cologne
From the David Letterman Show
10. Attract them white trash babes!
9. Sometimes you just want to smell phony
8. Like a piledriver up your nose
7. The exciting scent of the lowest common denominator
6. If you actually bought Michael Jordan's cologne, you might as well buy this!
5. The perfect gift for. . .uh. . . it's really hard to say
4. Give a bottle to that nancy boy son of yours - it couln't hurt!
3. This stuff can make you governor!
2. Because when you're sitting on your a** all day watching wrestling, you've got to smell your best
1. Finally!
CBS.com extras:
- "For the man who has everything...except a sense of smell"
- "Be the envy of the trailer park!"
- "Each bottle sealed with a rubber band from Captain Lou Albano's beard"
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