WWE Main Event Results – March 23, 2016

We are in Boston, Massachusetts and your announcers are Jerry Lawler and Rich Brennan.

Match Number One: Stardust versus Zack Ryder
Ryder with a drop kick and a waist lock. Stardust with an elbow but he blocks a hip toss. Ryder sends Stardust to the mat and punches him. Stardust floats over and he appears to have injured his ankle, but it was a trop and Stardust wit a kick and then he drops Ryder on the top rope and Stardust kicks Ryder.

Stardust hisses and slaps Ryder in the face. Stardust with a kick to Ryder followed by more kicks. Stardust kicks Ryder in the ribs. Stardust gets a near fall. Stardust stomps on the ankle and he applies an arm bar. Ryder with punches and he sends Stardust into the turnbuckles. Stardust with an uppercut and then Ryder sends Stardust face first into the mat. Ryder with an elbow and flying clothesline.

Ryder with a running forearm into the corner followed by a missile drop kick. Ryder with a running forearm into the corner and it sets him up for the Broski Boot. Stardust back drops Ryder over the top rope to the floor. Stardust waits for Ryder to get back to the apron and then Ryder is sent into the turnbuckles. Stardust misses a Beautiful Disaster but he crotches Ryder on the turnbuckles.

Stardust with forearms as he sets for a superplex. Ryder blocks it and he connects with a forearm that sends Stardust to the mat and Ryder hits the elbow drop from the turnbuckles for the three count.

Winner: Zack Ryder

We go to commercial.

Match Number Two: Paige (with Natalya and Alicia Fox) versus Naomi (with Tamina and Lana)

They lock up and Naomi pulls Paige’s hair and kicks Paige and hits the Speedball kicks followed by a round kick. Naomi with a leaping split leg drop for a near fall. Naomi pie faces Paige. Naomi chokes Paige in the corner. Paige kicks Naomi in the midsection and Paige hits a thrust kick. Naomi blocks a kick and hits a forearm. Paige catches Naomi and hits a fallaway slam followed by a running knee for a near fall.

Naomi with an Irish whip but Paige sends Naomi to the apron. Naomi with a round kick but Paige with a knee as Naomi tries to go to the second floor of her house. Paige drops Naomi on the top rope and then . . .

Emma’s music plays and she comes out with Summer Rae and they go after Natalya and Alicia Fox on the floor. Emma with a clothesline to Alicia.
Naomi with a round kick and a slingshot sunset flip into A Bad Place and Paige taps out.

Winner: Naomi

We take a look at what happened with Roman Reigns and Triple H when Triple H’s appearance was given away by Stephanie and Roman stood at the gate to the arena.

We go to commercial.

Match Number Three: Ryback versus Sin Cara

They lock up and Ryback backs Cara into the corner and Ryback with a clean break. Cara with a waist lock but Ryback with a hip lock take down. Cara with chops and a side head lock but Ryback throws him to the mat. Ryback with an Irish whip but he runs into boots from Cara. Cara runs into a spinebuster. Ryback with a slam and then he kicks Cara in the ribs.

Ryback with a neck breaker for a near fall. Ryback with a knee to the back and a reverse chin lock. Ryback with an arm bar. Ryback with a knee to the midsection followed by a suplex and he gets a near fall. Ryback with a reverse chin lock. Ryback with forearms to the chest but Cara with a jaw breaker. Cara with chops.

Ryback charges at Cara and Cara ducks down and Ryback goes over the top rope to the floor. Cara with a suicide dive and then he kicks Ryback. Ryback goes back into the ring and Cara with a cross body for a near fall. Cara with a forearm. Cara with a quebrada for a near fall. Cara is sent to the apron and Ryback with a clothesline.

Ryback sets for Shellshock and he hits it and gets the three count.

Winner: Ryback

We go to commercial.

We are back with a look at what happened between Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon, and Undertaker on Raw.

The Social Outcasts make their way to the ring.

Heath Slater starts things off and he says you are looking at the winners of the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal. Curtis says one winner. Bo says they are all winners. Adam says that Big Show and Kane showed us how big and scary they are. Curtis says he is going to show the Big Show that he chops down giants because that is what Axe Men do . . . YI. Bo says that Kane will be calling him the Demonic Yoga Instructor.

Bo says he is going to exorcise a demon. Slater says they will take on anyone. Giants . . . demons . . . the Little Mermaid . . . those things from the Lord of The Rings . . .

Out come their opponents for tonight.

Match Number Four: Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas (with Heath Slater and Adam Rose) versus Big Show and Kane

Axel and Kane start things off and Kane sends Axel to the mat. Bo discusses strategy with Axel. Axel with a waist lock and side head lock. Axel with a top wrist lock but Kane sends Axel over the top rope to the floor. Bo tags himself in and he says he is not scared of the demon. Kane with a shoulder tackle but Kane misses an elbow drop. Dallas with a boot to the head and he gets a near fall.
Bo goes to the apron and he high fives Axel, Slater, and Rose. Dallas goes back into the ring and Kane with an uppercut and Bo goes to the floor again.

We go to commercial.
We are back and Big Show tags in and he chops Bo in the corner. Show with a Shhhh chop and Bo goes down in pain. Show uses his rear end to crush Bo into the turnbuckles. Kane tags in and punches Bo. Kane with an Irish whip and a running knee to the head. Show tags in and he tells Kane to watch him. Show with a chop across the chest. Show with an Irish whip and splash into the corner.

Kane tags in and he gets Bo up for a slam. Show comes in without tagging and he has something to say to Kane. Bo rolls to the floor the Social Outcasts want Big Show and Kane to fight and then they do the Bo Train. Kane and Big Show go to the floor to corner the Social Outcasts.

Kane grabs Bo and pulls him back into the ring. Kane grabs Axel on the apron and Bo hits Kane from behind. Bo with punches and he tags in Axel. Axel kicks Kane in the corner. Slater punches Kane while the referee is out of position. Kane with an uppercut but Axel with a knee and forearms to the back.

Bo tags in and Bo punches Kane and tries for a suplex but Kane blocks it. Bo tags Axel back in and they try for a double suplex and Kane blocks it and hits a double suplex. Show tags in and he clotheslines Axel and Dallas. Show with a hip toss to Axel and then Dallas. Show with an Irish whip and he forces Slater and Rose off the apron. Show misses a splash on Axel and Axel goes for a cross body but Show catches Axel. Show with The Final Cut for the three count.

Winners: Big Show and Kane

After the match, Show grabs Rose and Dallas while Kane grabs Slater and Axel. Kane and Show choke slam everyone in the Social Outcasts. Show balls up the fist and tells Kane he could have hit him, but Show leaves the ring and goes to the back.

We go to credits.

Source: PWInsider