WWE SmackDown Results – March 24, 2016

We are in Boston, Massachusetts and your announcers are Mauro Ranallo, Jerry Lawler, and Byron Saxton.

Becky Lynch is at ringside with the announce team.

Before our opening match, Charlotte has something to say. She says we are a little over a week away from Wrestlemania and that means that she is a little more than a week away from ending the Divas Revolution and starting the Woooo Revolution. This means putting an end to Becky Lynch and Boston’s so called Hometown Hero Sasha Banks. A record breaking crowd in Dallas will be chanting one thing and one thing only . . . Wooooooo. Charlotte and Ric wooo away until her opponent comes to the ring.

Match Number One: Sasha Banks versus Charlotte (with Ric Flair) in a Non Title Match

Charlotte goes to the floor before they can lock up and Sasha goes after her and Charlotte gets back into the ring. Charlotte with a shot at Sasha on the apron. Sasha with a double leg take down and punches by Sasha. Sasha struts and slaps Charlotte. Sasha with a drop kick for a near fall.

Charlotte with a knee to the midsection but Sasha with a back elbow. Ric grabs Sasha’s leg and Charlotte with a boot. Charlotte slams Sasha’s head into the mat. Charlotte tries for a suplex but Sasha lands on her feet. Sasha tries for a neck breaker but Charlotte blocks it and hits a neck breaker of her own. Charlotte with a cravate but Sasha with punches. Sasha with a rollup for a near fall.

Sasha with a double leg take down and jackknife cover but Charlotte bridges and hits an Exploder. Charlotte runs into an elbow from Sasha followed by a kick. Charlotte with a chop to Sasha. Sasha blocks a chop but Charlotte chops back. Sasha with forearms. Charlotte has a kick blocked and Sasha with a knee to the head and hits Meteora for a near fall.

Sasha with a running knee strike into the corner and then she puts Charlotte in the ropes for a double knee drop but Charlotte gets to the floor. Sasha with a baseball slide into the back. Becky gets up and Charlotte sends Sasha into Becky. Sasha pushes Becky and Sasha gets back into the ring. Charlotte with a uranage to Sasha and she sets for the figure four leg lock but Charlotte takes too long and Sasha with an inside cradle for the three count.

Winner: Sasha Banks

After the match, Becky comes into the ring and hits an exploder on Charlotte and then Sasha. Becky walks to the back and Sasha with a lungblower to Charlotte.

The New Day walk in the back and they get some of the people in the back to party along with them, but when they fail, they bring back the Kofi slam dunk.

We go to commercial.

We are back and the New Day comes to the ring.

Xavier says they are just ten days away from Wrestlemania, live on the WWE Network, brought to you by BOOTY-Os. The exclusive cereal of Wrestlemania. Kofi says that when you subscribe to the WWE Network, you will have the pleasure of seeing the New Day put that whooping on the League of Booty. Big E says that everybody and their daddies and their uncles know that the League of Nations are trash.

Xavier says if the League was an event, they are like going to the DMV. Big E says if the League was a Star Wars character, they would be Jar Jar Binks. Kofi says they are the Michael Jordan of baseball of WWE. Big E says after they win at Wrestlemania, they will lead the largest hip swivel in history because . . . NEW DAY ROCKS.

Match Number Two: Sheamus (with Rusev and Wade Barrett) versus Kofi Kingston (with Big E and Xavier Woods)

Kofi with a side head lock into a hammer lock and then he slaps Sheamus in the head to try to get Sheamus flustered. Kofi with a waist lock but Sheamus with an elbow and forearm. Sheamus kicks Kofi in the corner. Sheamus slaps Kofi but Kofi with a punch and kicks. Kofi with more punches and then he kicks Sheamus in the corner.

Kofi with a forearm in the corner followed by kicks. Kofi with a running drop kick that sends Sheamus to the floor. Kofi with a flying forearm off the steps accompanied by Francesca 2. Kofi rolls Sheamus back into the ring and Sheamus goes back to the floor. Sheamus trips Kofi on the apron and he falls to the floor.
We go to commercial.

We are back and Sheamus with a European uppercut. Sheamus with forearms across the chest as we see Sheamus sending Kofi into the ring steps during the commercial break. Big E tries to motivate Kofi to overcome the adversity. Rusev is held back by the referee. Sheamus with a clothesline and a reverse chin lock.

Kofi gets back to his feet and he connects with elbows and punches. Sheamus with a power slam. Sheamus goes to the turnbuckles but he misses a knee drop when Kofi moves. Sheamus goes into the ring post when Kofi moves when Sheamus charges into the corner. Kofi with a double jump forearm to the top of the head followed by a drop kick and a leaping double stomp to the chest. Kofi with a Boom Drop.

Barrett gets on the apron and that distracts Kofi long enough to allow Sheamus to get to the floor. Kofi with a somersault plancha onto Sheamus. Kofi sends Sheamus back into the ring and he goes up top and hits a cross body for a near fall. Sheamus gets into the ropes and he connects with a back elbow. Kofi tries for SOS but Sheamus sends Kofi sternum first into the turnbuckles and Sheamus with a suplex slam and he gets a near fall.

Sheamus tries to remove the turnbuckle pad and the referee warns him. Kofi with a spinning back heel kick but Rusev puts Sheamus’ foot on the rope. Big E and Woods chase Rusev to the back. Barrett distracts Kofi and Sheamus with a Brogue Kick for the three count.

Winner: Sheamus

We go to commercial.

Match Number Three: Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso versus Konnor and Viktor

Jey and Viktor start things off and Viktor with a forearm to the back followed by punches but Jey with punches of his own. Konnor tags in and he hits Jey from behind. Viktor with a running knee to Jey. Konnor with a leaping elbow drop and he gets a near fall. Konnor with a reverse chin lock. Konnor with a knee and Irish whip but Jey moves and Konnor hits the turnbuckles.

Viktor and Jimmy tag in and Jimmy with a clothesline and thrust kick. Jimmy with an uppercut. Viktor escapes the Samoan drop but Jimmy with a dragon whip followed by a running butt splash. Jimmy and Jey with a double super kick to Konnor followed by a double super kick to Viktor and Jimmy gets the three count.

Winners: Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso

After the match, the Usos go under the ring and they pull out a table.
We see Bubba and D-Von watching from the back on the monitor.

The Usos pull out a second table and they put Konnor and Viktor on a table. Jimmy and Jey go up top and they hit frog splashes through the tables.

The Dudleys are asked by Renee Young about what they just saw and what will happen at Wrestlemania. D-Von says that the Usos will learn that they are not defined by tables, but by their careers. Bubba says the Usos are good, but they will never be the Dudley Boyz. They came back to steal the show at Wrestlemania again. They will do it at the Usos expense. They beat up their father Rikishi. They beat the Usos up. If the Wild Samoans were wrestling today, they would beat them up too.

Roman Reigns appears and it stops Bubba from speaking. Roman wants to know what Bubba just said. He is just like Triple H. He will shut Triple H’s mouth at Wrestlemania but he will shut up Bubba tonight. Roman says this is Boston, he wants a fight.

We go to commercial.

We are back with a look at the video recap of the Shane McMahon return.

We go to commercial.

Match Number Four: Dolph Ziggler and Sami Zayn versus Kevin Owens and Miz

Owens and Miz exchange some words as the bell rings about their previous tag team interactions.

Miz and Zayn start things off and Zayn with a wrist lock. Miz with a reversal. Zayn tries to reverse the wrist lock but Miz keeps Zayn on the mat. Zayn is finally able to reverse the wrist lock and he takes Miz to the mat. Zayn leaps over Miz and hits a few arm drags and then takes Miz down with a satellite arm drag.

Ziggler tags in and he takes Miz to the mat and gets a rollup but his shoulders are not down. Ziggler with another rollup and he gets a near fall. Ziggler with a side head lock. Ziggler with a neck breaker and he hits a leaping elbow drop for a near fall. Miz with a knee to the midsection. Miz with a wrist lock and Owens tags in and he punches Ziggler and connects with a cross face and kicks. Owens taunts Zayn and then he kicks Ziggler. Ziggler with a drop kick and wrist lock.

Zayn tags in and Owens makes the tag to Miz to avoid facing Zayn. Zayn hip tosses Miz in from the apron and sends Miz into the turnbuckles. Zayn with a drop kick and Miz tags Owens in. Owens goes to the floor and he takes his title belt and he starts to leaves the ringside area. Miz stops Owens and they argue. Zayn attacks Owens by hitting Miz from behind.

Zayn sends Owens into the ring and Zayn climbs the turnbuckles to connect with elbows to the head. Zayn with an elbow to Miz and that allows Owens to attack Zayn and he connects with kicks and elbows. Owens tries for a belly-to-back suplex but Zayn falls into his corner. Zayn with a kick and Ziggler tags in and Dolph with two clotheslines followed by a Stinger Splash and neck breaker. Miz distracts Ziggler and that allows Owens to connect with a knee.

Ziggler with an uppercut to Owens but Miz drops Ziggler on the top rope and Owens with a clothesline and back senton for a near fall. Owens sends Ziggler into the turnbuckles and Miz tags in and kicks Ziggler. Owens punches Ziggler while Miz talks to the referee. Miz with a running boot to the face and he gets a near fall. Miz with a knee to the back and a rear chin lock.

Ziggler with a jaw breaker but Miz with a single leg trip and Miz catapults Ziggler over the top rope to the floor.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Ziggler with a reverse chin lock on Ziggler and Owens pulls Ziggler to the mat. Owens tells Miz he is better than him, but Owens lands on Ziggler’s knees on a back senton attempt. Miz and Zayn tag in and Zayn with clotheslines. Miz with a kick but Zayn with a clothesline and then Zayn with a forearm to knock Owens off the paron. Zayn with a double jump cross body and he gets a near fall.

Miz with elbows to avoid a Blue Thunder Bomb but Zayn is able to hit the Blue Thunder Bomb but Owens makes the save. Ziggler sends Owens to the floor and then Miz sends Ziggler to the floor. Zayn with an Exploder to Miz into the turnbuckles. Owens trips Zayn as he waits for Miz to get up to hit the Helluva Kick. Ziggler takes care of Owens on the floor.

Miz with a baseball slide to Ziggler to take care of him. Zayn with a victory roll to counter the Skull Crushing Finale and he gets a near fall. Zayn and Miz go for cross bodies and both men go down.

Owens leaves the ring again and he takes his title belt again. Owens goes up the ramp, but Sin Cara, Zack Ryder, and Stardust appear on the stage. Miz kicks Owens and he sends Owens into the ring. Owens kicks Miz. Ziggler with a super kick to Owens and Miz with a Skull Crushing Finale to Owens. Miz is left in the ring and Ziggler with a super kick followed by a Helluva Kick from Zayn for the three count.

Winners: Sami Zayn and Dolph Ziggler

After the match, Stardust attacks Ziggler from behind and hits Queen’s Crossbow on Zayn. Cara with a quebrada to Stardust. Ryder gets back body dropped to the apron and Cara with an enzuigiri. Ziggler with a super kick to Cara. Owens with a pop up power bomb to Ziggler. Ryder with a Rough Ryder to Owens.

We go to commercial.

We take a look at what Roman Reigns did to the McMahons on Raw.

We go to commercial.

Match Number Five: Roman Reigns versus Bubba Ray Dudley

Bubba has something to say to Roman and he goes to the floor and argues with fans in the front row. Reigns punches Bubba on the floor and he sends Bubba into the ringside barrier. Reigns rolls Bubba back into the ring and Bubba with a boot to the head and an elbow to the back of the head. Bubba misses a clothesline and Reigns with a Superman punch.

Bubba goes to the floor. Reigns with a punch and he sends Bubba into the ringside barrier and the apron. Bubba sends Reigns into the ring post. Bubba tries to slam Reigns’ head into the announce table and Reigns blocks it. Reigns slams Bubba’s head into the announce table and the referee calls for the bell.

Double Count Out

After the match, Reigns sends Bubba into the ring steps. Reigns with punches and then he sends Bubba into the ring. D-Von makes his way to the ring and Reigns with a Superman punch off the ring steps. Roman hits D-Von with the ring steps. Reigns with a spear to Bubba.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Goldust is in the bathroom and R Truth stops by. Goldust says he is trying to paint. Truth says Goldust missed a spot and he calls him partner. Goldust wants to know how many more times they have to go with this. Truth says six or seven times. Goldust says they are not partners. Truth wants to know why Goldust helped him on Monday. Goldust says his latex pajamas were under the ring.

Truth reminds Goldust he sleeps in the au naturale. Goldust wants to know how Truth knew. Goldust says he felt bad for Truth so he wanted to help him out. Goldust tells Truth he will spell it out. Goldust puts NO on his forehead but Truth looks in the mirror and sees ON.

Kalisto walks in the back and he stops to talk to Sin Cara. Kalisto talks about how they have matches at Wrestlemania. He will successfully defend his United States Champion while Cara will become the new Intercontinental Champion.

Cara tells Kalisto to focus on the biggest challenge of his life, Ryback.

Kalisto bumps into Ryback. Ryback says that while he has him here, he wants to know how tall Kalisto is and he thinks maybe 5’ 2”. He asks Kalisto how much he weighs and suggests 125 pounds. Ryback says he is over a foot taller and outweighs him by 160 pounds. It is not small versus big, it is microscopic versus seismic. Ryback says he can bench press Kalisto with one arm. Ryback says he ate Kalisto’s weight for breakfast. On top of all that, you aren’t tall enough to ride all the rides at the amusement park. That US Title is his and he deserves the spotlight. Your spotlight is the size of a flashlight.

Kalisto says he has been fighting the odds his entire life. He guarantees that at Wrestlemania, this little guy will beat the Big Guy.

AJ Styles walks in the back as we go to commercial.

Match Number Five: AJ Styles versus Tyler Breeze

Breeze with a knee and forearms. Styles with punches but he misses a back fist. Styles with a back breaker and Breeze goes to the floor. Styles with a slingshot forearm onto Breeze on the floor. Styles misses a springboard move and Breeze with a jumping knee for a near fall. Breeze kicks Styles in the corner and the referee warns him.

Breeze with more kicks to Styles. Breeze puts Styles on the turnbuckles and Breeze climbs for a superplex but Styles escapes and he drops Breeze onto the turnbuckles. Styles is sent to the apron. Apron drops Breeze on the top rope and Styles sets for the Phenomenal Forearm and hits it and gets the three count.

Winner: AJ Styles

We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time for Brock Lesnar to make his way to the ring with Paul Heyman. Brock does the Brock Bounce on the stage before heading to the ring for the Lesnar Leap onto the apron.

Paul Heyman introduces himself and mentions that this is your main event of the evening. He has the right to say that for he is the advocate for the beast of Wrestlemania . . . Brock Lesnar. The very same Brock Lesnar who can guarantee you every year, the Wrestlemania Moment. The same Brock Lesnar who gave you the greatest Wrestlemania who broke the streak. The very same Brock Lesnar who will walk into the ring with a certifiable lunatic named Dean Ambrose in a No Holds Barred Street Fight.

Paul wants to talk about a No Holds Barred Street Fight. What is a No Holds Barred Street Fight? It means anything that Dean Ambrose can get his hands on, he can use with malicious intent and malice aforethought against Brock Lesnar. If Dean can get his hands on a chair, he can use it against Brock. If Dean can get his hands on a crowbar, he can use it against Brock. If he can get his hands on a kendo stick, he can use it against Brock. It is all perfectly legal.

Now we have these legends like Terry Funk and Mick Foley. They are giving Dean things to get his hands on against Brock. A barbed wire baseball bat. A chainsaw. Paul says shooting from the hip, the only reason Terry Funk and Mick Foley are still alive is that God does not answer his prayers on a daily basis.

The people who should be praying are the fans of the asylum praying for Dean’s well being. Anything Dean can get his hands on, Brock can get his hands on too. Brock can get his hands on Dean Ambrose. When his client wraps his arms around Dean’s torso, clasps his hands and takes Dean to Suplex City and ends the torture with an F-5, at that moment, the WWE Universe will realize the most dangerous weapon implemented in a WWE match is Brock Lesnar himself.

Paul looks at his watch and he says he is finished a little early. Boston is through hearing him flap his gums and his client is a little itchy. Paul tells Dean to get his tuchus out here because his client wants a fight tonight.

Dean Ambrose does not come out, but the Wyatt Family makes its way to the ring.

Bray is accompanied by Braun Strowman and Erick Rowan. Braun and Erick approach the ring and Brock waits to take on whoever enters first. They all get on the apron and they stand there.

Dean’s music plays and they enter the ring. Brock suplexes Rowan but Strowman with a clothesline. Lesnar with a German suplex to Strowman. Ambrose gets a kendo stick and he hits Brock with it. Brock with a clothesline and he hits Dean with the kendo stick before Brock breaks it over his knee. Brock gets Dean up and hits an F-5.

We go to credits.

Source: PWInsider