WWE Main Event Results – November 4, 2015

We are in Colorado Springs, Colorado and your announcers are Tom Phillips and Byron Saxton.

Adam Rose asks if everyone realizes how stupid they look. Fandango, you look the stupidest of all. Why do you try to entertain and amuse these idiots? What has it ever gotten you Fandango? It has gotten you absolutely nothing. Just like him, when he wanted to put smiles on little children’s faces, what did it get him? Absolutely nothing. So, Fandango . . . WWE Universe, you are morons. The party is over.

Match Number One: Adam Rose versus Fandango

They lock up and Rose with a side head lock take down and Fandango with a head scissors. Rose escapes. Fandango with a side head lock take down and Rose gets a near fall with a rollup. Rose gets to the ropes and Fandango releases the hold. Fandango does his finger pointing and Rose does not appreciate it.

They lock up and Rose with a wrist lock. Fandango with a reversal and fireman’s carry take down and then he drops a knee onto the arm and hits a suplex for a near fall. Fandango with a Fujiwara arm bar. Rose with a knee to the midsection followed by a chop and punch.

Rose with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Fandango with a drop kick and he gets a near fall. Rose sends Fandango through the ropes and to the floor. Rose with a baseball slide but Fandango moves and Rose with a clothesline. Fandango dances as we go to commercial.

We are back and Fandango with a clothesline and chops. Rose with a knee to the chest followed by a kick to the back. Rose with a reverse chin lock into a sleeper. Fandango gets to his feet and he connects with elbows and punches. Fandango with an Irish whip but he runs into an elbow. Fandango with Sweet Shin Music and he kicks Fandango again and gets a near fall. Rose mocks Fandango’s ability to point by alternating raising his hands.

Rose returns to the sleeper. Fandango with shoulders and chops to Rose. Fandango with clotheslines but Rose with a kick and Fandango responds with a jumping heel kick and he gets a near fall. Fandango goes up top but Rose gets up and Fandango leaps over Rose. Rose with a spinebuster for a near fall. Rose sets for the Party Foul but Fandango escapes it and clotheslines Rose over the top rope.

Fandango with a slingshot plancha onto Rose and then he dances. A person in a mask with bunny ears appears at ringside and Fandango throws Rose into the ring. Fandango gets on the apron and gets back into the ring and Rose kicks Fandango in the leg and hits the Party Foul for the three count.

Winner: Adam Rose

Stardust is in the back and he opens a scroll to make a Cosmic Proclamation. He says four score and seven light years ago, our fathers brought forth onto this galaxy a new star conceived in dark matter and dedicated the proposition that no being is his equal.

Jack Swagger, a true patriot. Tonight you find out what it is like to go one on one with the herald of the outskirt of the galaxy.

We go to commercial.

Match Number Two: Zack Ryder versus Heath Slater

They lock up and Slater does some dancing on the break. Slater mocks the fans and calls them stupid for cheering for Ryder. They lock up again and Slater with an arm drag. Ryder with a clothesline and he sends Slater into the turnbuckles. Slater with an Irish whip but Ryder gets his knees up and hits a missile drop kick that sends Slater into the turnbuckles.

Ryder runs into an elbow from Slater and Slater goes to the turnbuckles but Ryder with a flapjack for a near fall. Slater goes to the apron and he connects with a shoulder and then he drives Ryder into the apron. Slater returns to the ring and he drops knees to the throat and the back for a near fall. Slater with a reverse chin lock. Ryder with punches.

Slater with a jumping side kick and gets a near fall. Slater with a forearm to the back and he drives Ryder’s face into the mat. Slater with knees to the back of the head and he gets a near fall. Slater with a reverse chin lock. Ryder with a jaw breaker and he goes for a cross body but Slater drops down and Ryder bounces off the ropes and rolls to the floor.

Slater kicks Ryder off the apron when Ryder tries to get back into the ring. Ryder gets back into the ring and Slater chokes Ryder with his boot. The referee warns Slater and Slater yells at the referee. Slater with a boot to the ribs and a knee drop to the head. Slater with an arm bar. Ryder with punches and Slater sends Ryder to the mat with the assistance of Ryder’s hair.

Slater with a kick to the back followed by a boot to the abdomen. Slater chokes Ryder in the ropes. Slater punches Ryder but Ryder sends Slater face first into the mat and then he hits the Rough Ryder for the three count.

Winner: Zack Ryder

We take a look at the main event from Raw and what happened at the end of the match and after the referee disqualified Seth.

We go to commercial.

We are back with a look at what Bray Wyatt had to say on Raw.

Match Number Three: Stardust versus Jack Swagger

Stardust gets on the mic after the bell rings to tell everyone that it is not Cody, it is STARDUST.

Stardust returns to the ring and he has some words with the referee. They lock up and Swagger with a waist lock take down and he rolls Stardust around but Stardust gets to the ropes. Stardust tells Byron and Tom to get Swagger off of him. Stardust returns to the apron but the chants of ‘Cody’ continue.

Swagger blocks a kick and Swagger with another waist lock take down. Stardust gets to the ropes again and Swagger releases the hold. Swagger with a ‘We the People’. Swagger with a hammer lock and Stardust with an elbow. Swagger with a hip toss and he gets a near fall. Swagger punches Stardust in the corner.

Swagger with an Irish whip and Stardust floats over and gets a near fall with a sunset flip. Swagger with a clothesline and he sends Stardust into the turnbuckles. Swagger with an elbow and then he dives at the knee and Stardust is able to get to the floor. Swagger follows Stardust up the ramp and Swagger punches Stardust back to the ring.

Stardust with a kick to Swagger that knocks Swagger off the apron and he lands face first on the apron before going to the floor. Stardust pulls Swagger shoulder first into the ring post and we go to commercial.

We are back and Stardust kicks and punches Swagger. Stardust chokes Swagger in the ropes and continues to work the shoulder. Stardust with a boot to the midsection and then he returns to the left shoulder. Stardust wraps the injured arm in the rope and he bites the arm. Stardust with a wrist lock and Stardust gets Swagger onto his knees. Stardust continues to work on the arm. Stardust with an elbow to the shoulder.

Stardust with a modified hammer lock on Swagger. Swagger gets back to his feet and Stardust sends him into the corner. Swagger gets his boots up and hits a Swagger Bomb but Swagger is now on the other side of the ring due to the injured arm. Swagger with a clothesline or two and then he hits a knee to the back. Stardust with an Irsih whip but Swagger counters a bulldog. Stardust gets his boot up for the Swagger Bomb and Stardust with a reverse DDT for a near fall.

Stardust goes up top but Swagger punches Stardust and he climbs the turnbuckles. Swagger sets for a superplex and he hits it. Swagger gets a near fall. Stardust with a kick and he drops down for a round kick to the head. Swagger sends Stardust into the air and applies the ankle lock. Stardust kicks Swagger away and then Stardust gets back into the ring from the apron and hits Beautiful Disaster.

Stardust misses a second attempt at Beautiful Disaster and Swagger with an ankle lock. Swagger holds on while Stardust tries to escape. Swagger gets him back over and Stardust taps out.

Winner: Jack Swagger

We go to credits.

(Source: PWInsider)