WWE Hall of Famer Kevin Nash recently spoke on his podcast, “Kliq This,” about a variety of professional wrestling topics including the rumors that CM Punk wanted to be part of this past year’s Royal Rumble when he was having problems with AEW:
“Please do motherfu**er because I’ll ask Paul to put me in that bi*ch. I’ll be on the horn tomorrow to see if we can make that happen. Sucker Punch me skinny fat boy. I apologize to the Waffle House at this point in my career for actually calling him a short order Waffle House cook. My bad. F**k you Phil. Yeah, I always like my wrestlers to have birthing hips.”
Speculation of Punk returning to WWE at Survivor Series because it’s in Chicago:
“Selling that fu**ing company for 9 billion bucks, boy what you need on a ship that’s fu**ing sailing on fu**ing crystal clear water is some fu**ing a**hole to fu**ing stir sh*t. Go back and watch the promo that fu**ing Triple H cuts on him and he’s sitting in the chair. He says ‘The problem with you is you’re just like me’ and he just, it’s fu**ing gold. Anybody out there, look up the Triple H – CM Punk promo where Punk is sitting in the chair and Punk, with his fu**ing, what was that thing he used to give everybody? A pipe job. I think he wanted to give Paul a pipe job so he’s like, ‘Hey, I’ll give you a pipe job’, or whatever the fu** his gimmick was. Then he said, ‘I got a fu**ing Pepsi tattoo and Paul said, ‘Go fu** yourself’, and he beat him, after Taker beat him, after everybody else, because everybody just beats the fu**ing guy.”
“Thank God that he’s got the Duffy wrestling league in Duffy, Georgia on the show Heels heels because I did see him in the last episode. Though he didn’t have any dialogue, he looked interested and what was going down because there’s an L.A. based entity that’s doing streaming that’s thinking about buying into the DWL. So if you’re not watching fu**ing Heels, you’re not getting your chance to fu**ing get your CM Punk Phil. See what I did there, CM Punk Phil.”
What Vince McMahon and Triple H should tell Punk if he comes to them and wants to work with them:
“Sorry, dude. He’s already put himself on the mantle right next to the Ultimate Warrior. Go shake the ropes buddy. You’re punching Luke Perry’s son. Your’e lucky fu**ing old man Spelling ain’t around. He’d have you f**king murdered. What’s the upside? Get the fu** out of here. There’s no upside.”
Nash later went on to say:
“To go back, can we say something first that hasn’t been addressed? How about fu**ing a round of applause for fu**ing AEW and Tony for fu**ing putting 80,000 seats in Wembley, for the fu**ing crew that went out there, including Punk and Joe, went out there and fu**ing had a hell of a fucking show top to bottom. My biggest fu**ing thing is instead of that fu**ing being a monumental fu**ing moment for that company, I mean, what comes out on Monday is the CM Punk story. That’s sh*ts on top of that whole, I mean, Jericho did a job for Ospreay. I mean like, come on, man. Like, all the sh*t that happened that night and all the work that was put into it and no one is talking about the card. Then you ask me fu**ing if they should bring Punk in? Oh yeah, that’s exactly what I want is to put fu**ing 90,000 people in the SoCal Arena over two nights at WrestleMania and then fu**ing come Monday morning, have the fu**ing talk be about some co**sucker who’s probably got one of the seven worst bodies ever to fu**ing hold the belt, if not the worst body, ever to hold the belt. and I don’t give a fu** if you’re straight edge or whatever the fu** you are, there’s some fu**ing natural guys in this fu**ing world that actually have fu**ing some muscle.”
You can check out the complete podcast below:
(h/t to WrestlingNews.co for the transcription)
