Teddy Long Reveals Hilarious Wrestler’s Court Story Involving Viagra

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This week’s “Six Feet Under” podcast features an appearance from WWE Hall of Famer Teddy Long. Long shared a story about going to Wrestler’s Court for selling Viagra.

Long responded to a Blue Chew reference:

โ€œYouโ€™re talking to the man who invented Blue Chew.โ€

โ€œWe had a thing that we called wrestlerโ€™s court. Anytime you get in trouble or something or you do the wrong thing, they take you to wrestlerโ€™s court. Well, I ended up having to go to wrestlerโ€™s court and they took me to wrestlerโ€™s court for selling Viagra to the boys. So, the day that they served me papers to go to court I got no lawyer. So Iโ€™m walking around the locker room trying to find a lawyer. I end up finding Mae Young, God rest her soul. I said Mae will you be my lawyer, Iโ€™m in wrestlerโ€™s court, I need a lawyer. When I brought Mae Young in, I almost had them and then Mae Young screwed up and called Viagra, Niagra. Thatโ€™s what got me sentenced. Taker sentenced me to buying chicken and beer for about a month for JBL and somebody else. I had to buy Kentucky Fried Chicken and beer for about a month.โ€

Long on how he got the Viagra:

โ€œI knew this doctor that would send me samples and stuff so I had plenty of it. Thatโ€™s how I ended up selling it.โ€

Long said he sold some to Viscera (Mabel):

โ€œI sold some to Visceraโ€ฆhe came to me and he said, โ€˜I donโ€™t know what that was. I looked down and I said whoโ€™s penis is this? Who does this belong to?โ€™ He would take them and didnโ€™t have no girl aroundโ€ฆViscera was the only guy I know who could peel an orange in his pocket.โ€

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