
This week’s “Six Feet Under” podcast features an appearance from WWE Hall of Famer Teddy Long. Long shared a story about going to Wrestler’s Court for selling Viagra.
Long responded to a Blue Chew reference:
โYouโre talking to the man who invented Blue Chew.โ
โWe had a thing that we called wrestlerโs court. Anytime you get in trouble or something or you do the wrong thing, they take you to wrestlerโs court. Well, I ended up having to go to wrestlerโs court and they took me to wrestlerโs court for selling Viagra to the boys. So, the day that they served me papers to go to court I got no lawyer. So Iโm walking around the locker room trying to find a lawyer. I end up finding Mae Young, God rest her soul. I said Mae will you be my lawyer, Iโm in wrestlerโs court, I need a lawyer. When I brought Mae Young in, I almost had them and then Mae Young screwed up and called Viagra, Niagra. Thatโs what got me sentenced. Taker sentenced me to buying chicken and beer for about a month for JBL and somebody else. I had to buy Kentucky Fried Chicken and beer for about a month.โ
Long on how he got the Viagra:
โI knew this doctor that would send me samples and stuff so I had plenty of it. Thatโs how I ended up selling it.โ
Long said he sold some to Viscera (Mabel):
โI sold some to Visceraโฆhe came to me and he said, โI donโt know what that was. I looked down and I said whoโs penis is this? Who does this belong to?โ He would take them and didnโt have no girl aroundโฆViscera was the only guy I know who could peel an orange in his pocket.โ
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